If I were a D&D Character...
I found this quiz deal, and I took the short survey. It promisses to see what charactor in Dungeons and Dragons that best suits me. Lets see... I guess it looks good, except for the Race part. How the hell do they determine Im a damn Half-Elf. Im fairly certain that right now Im pure human, though I may be wrong. And my Primary Class is a ranger? Nature is cool and all, but I dont like spending much time in it because it usually takes way too much work. And, apparently, Im a paegan. Paegans are cool except for the whole child sacrifices and idol worship and whatnot.

I Am A: Neutral Good Half-Elf Ranger Bard

Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Mielikki is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki's symbol is a unicorn head.

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I was almost a Gnome!
On my detailed results section, it looks like I was almost a gnome. Gnomes are bitchin. Why the hell do I get to be some panzy ass half-breed? The bard thing is cool because I love singing and dancing and the occasional frolic. If I could cast magic, I would be so bad-ass.