I Am Probably Immortal
I have recently discovered an astonishing fact about myself: I most likely cannot die. What is the basis for this claim, you ask? Tis simple. I am immortal until proven otherwise. It makes alot of sense, does it not? I havent yet died, therefor, I most likely cannot die. Keep in mind, this hypothesis has not been tested because I dont like to tempt fate. I just wanted to get the word out.

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